Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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