walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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