i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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