So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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