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• (559): View more from California

  Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense

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• (360): View more from Washington

  In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.

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• (916): View more from California

  No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.

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• (415): View more from California

  how drunk are you?

  (469): View more from Texas

  Several

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