At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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