how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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