why didn't you poke me back
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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