god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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