Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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