Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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