if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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