She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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