I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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