absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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