Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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