jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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