I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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