Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
