It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
