just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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