FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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