He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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