he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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