dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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