I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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