you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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