My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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