wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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