Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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