He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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