Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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