He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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