Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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