Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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