and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am midnight drunk by noon
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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