Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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