I think I just saw someone hide a body.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He kissed a someone with a penis
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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