Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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