belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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