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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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