i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
