I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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