I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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