i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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