and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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