so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize