Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
there is puke in my bra ... again
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