he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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