once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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