She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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